Neil Strauss: Makes Lady Gaga cry. Tries to keep Motley Crue out of jail. Gets kidnapped by Courtney Love. Reads the mind of Britney Spears. Hunts down Jackie Chan. Gets picked on by Led Zeppelin. Goes drinking with Bruce Springsteen, dining with Gwen Stefani and hot-tubbing with Marilyn Manson. Talks glam with David Bowie, drugs with Madonna, death with Johnny Cash and sex with Chuck Berry. Gets molested by The Strokes, gets in trouble with Prince and gets Christina Aguilera into bed.